Ah, yes, the 'Corruption'™-Brand nails (Come with a free family bottle 'Money'™ nail polish, a favourite of the TFNC's (Tenno Fancy Nail Club) president, Mrs. Banshee.)
They can nail everything, from that pesky board to that whiny wife. (HammerIt™ nail company is not responsible in any way or form for any injury resulting from using 'Corruption'™-brand nails, or the 'Money'™ nail polish.)
Unconventional (and thus not endorsed by HammerIt™) use of the 'Corruption'™ nails reported by users includes (but isn't limited to); attaching the 'Corruption'™ nails to blunt or fist weapons and using them as ammo for launcher-type weapons.
Would Ms. Valkyr be interested in purchasing some of the 'Corruption'™ nails? If she buys 2 sets with the following promotion code, she will receive a free bottle of 'Money'™ nail polish!
Disclaimer: 'Corruption'™ nails are NOT rated to withstand direct Tenno-inflicted harm (whether by direct physical contact, indirect contact via weapons or indirect contact via powers), and HammerIt™ will not refund loss of equipment or corporate lives due to Tenno interactions with 'Corruption'™-Brand nails.